the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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