Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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