ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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