And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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