That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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