She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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