as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
