I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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