it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize