Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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