I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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