so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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