i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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