Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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