Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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