gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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