What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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