I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you didnt know i had herpes?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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