sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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