Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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