Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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