everyone is single if you try hard enough
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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