she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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