Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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