you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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