you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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