honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We are two peas in an std pod
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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