quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
