But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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