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Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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