i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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