he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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