just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Let's get the cat blown out
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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