naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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