Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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