I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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