I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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