We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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