I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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