hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
there is puke in my bra ... again
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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