Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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