she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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