doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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