You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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