Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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