I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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