Got a toothbrush?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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