i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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