omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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