Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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