you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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