What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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