It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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