that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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