doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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